Monday, April 28, 2008

We Have a Bleeder!

Generally I don’t like nosebleeds.

As a kid they were fairly entertaining; due at least in part to a general sense of amazement over the sheer volume of blood that could suddenly spout out of your snoot without a moment’s notice. But nowadays – they’re really not that great. I especially don’t like them in any sort of date-ish situation. Were I to pick a great first impression; it would not be “HI!!!!! GUESS WHAT?? I JUST GUTTED A DEER IN THE BATHROOM!!”

I think I’ll draw the curtain of good taste around the remainder of that story and say only this: practice good nasal health - your future progeny may depend on it.

1 comment:

Kitty said...

Please, oh please share the rest of the story!! I honestly believe that these situations happen inorder to give you good material to post on your blog. I feel slighted that you did not share the whole story. Besides, what part of practicing good nasal hygene would have helped?