"The Secret" or "A Clever Way to Say 'I Know Something You Don't Know' to Your Girlfriend"

"The Secret"

The Secret wells up,
in my breast as i sit.

I grow weary.

It threatens to spill forth from my lips,
lo, I champ at the bit,

of secrecy.

Lost to Tyler it shall be,
Forevermore, forevermore.

The End