A Downstairs Boobing

I recently set up a Google Analytics account so I can get a vague idea of what’s going on with my (roughly 14) readers.

So far, I’m impressed.

Google lets me keep track of keyword search terms that have led to my site (it doesn’t tell me who you are, or where you’re from so don’t worry) and the results are simply astounding. The hands-down winner out of all the keyword search phrases I see successfully leading to my blog is…..(drumroll please!!!)

“Ashley Boobs Downstairs”

and, trailing a close second:

"Ashley Shy Boob"

Hello world: this is my cousin, and those are her boobs.

Ahthankyou.