Thursday, September 16, 2010

Horrifying Glimps of The Future

I was pulling through the drive-through liquor store at Weiuca and Roswell in search of bachelor-party supplies the other day and was shocked and saddened to see this:

It is a horrifying picture of what's in store for us in the next 5-7 years. It is as if the heavens opened and tried to warn me of my fate.

But I wouldn't listen.

Also, to these guys - please don't go out in public. Its fine to have kids, but you're supposed to hide them from your buddies and pretend they don't exist until they're 5 or 6.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that within 5-7 years we can expect a Ewing birth announcement?

Why is it that "an" does not sound right with Ewing, even though it starts with a vowel?