I was pulling through the drive-through liquor store at Weiuca and Roswell in search of bachelor-party supplies the other day and was shocked and saddened to see this:
It is a horrifying picture of what's in store for us in the next 5-7 years. It is as if the heavens opened and tried to warn me of my fate.
But I wouldn't listen.
Also, to these guys - please don't go out in public. Its fine to have kids, but you're supposed to hide them from your buddies and pretend they don't exist until they're 5 or 6.
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Does this mean that within 5-7 years we can expect a Ewing birth announcement?
Why is it that "an" does not sound right with Ewing, even though it starts with a vowel?
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