Aphrodisiac

I hear that certain Asian cultures believe the raw oyster is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Me? I'm an American, so I can't be certain.

I cannot attest to their powers on a standalone basis, but I'll tell you that spending 5:00AM - 5:20AM on a Thursday night screaming raw-oyster-flavored bubbles into the toilet will get you a shoe thrown in your general direction, but not much more.

In "sickness and in health" couldn't have prepared her for this.