Die Smiling

"Are raw oysters really dangerous?"

Having never been attacked by one, I couldn't tell you, but I do know one thing: they're delicious. Every now and again you snag one that smells like your sisters jelly shoes in 4th grade. That one might kill you.

My solution?

Don't eat it! Instead - pick another one!

Even in spite of my advanced sniff test abilities, some still say your average oyster may be a lurking killer. I don't know that for sure, but I do know one kind of oyster that's beating the system: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/271781/viagra_oysters_a_dangerous_twist_to.html?cat=51

It might still kill you, but you'll die smiling.