I Have Failed

Gentle Readers:
I regret to inform you that my fall from manhood is complete. I assented to the creation of a "wedding website" in which I have documented the details of our engagement.

http://weddings.theknot.com/pwp/pwp2/view/MemberPage.aspx?coupleid=5064394449537812&pid=10318393

I apologize, but you'll be happy to know that when Tyler asked me to marry her - I didn't mean to say "yes" and throw away my bachelor freedom. I MEANT to say "I'll think on it" but I choked on a boiled peanut and it came out all garbled as "Yeah".

I just didn't have the heart to take it back.

Sincerely,

Ex-Bachelor Ewing