Here's Your Hammer

Me: What should I get my groomsmen? I can't think of anything. I have a zillion great ideas, but they're all about $2,000.

Tyler: I dunno. I thought you had a few good ideas in that list you sent me.

Me: I couldn't really decide on any of those so I threw them all out. Got any ideas?

Tyler: How about a hammer?

Me: A Hammer.

Tyler: Right. A Hammer. You know. Bang bang. Hammer.

Me: Right. I got it. I just don't know what to say.

Tyler: What? Its useful! Your stupid ideas weren't any better! Everybody needs a hammer! Get it engraved!

Me: So your idea for a groomsman gift is an engraved hammer.

Tyler: Thats right, Bucko.